And, ladies and gentlemen strap your belts in and be ready for an adventure of insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an unforgettable ride in more kinds of ways. This film takes the "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a humorous horror film that will keep you smiling, scratching your head, and contemplating how the people who live their lives have made decisions like bears as well as drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
As soon as we meet the dazzling Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're in for a wild journey. The man is a smuggler who has style of grace, style, and way of dropping his shipment in the most unfortunate areas. However, he didn't know what he was in for, and he'd by accident create the legend of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!"
Now, forget what you believe you know about bears and their habits of eating. This film is bold in its argument and claims that when bears are exposed to cocaine, they can't only have a good time, they transform into bloodthirsty beasts! Stop, Godzilla we have a new king in town, and there's a bear with a love of powdered substances.
Our characters, comprising the unhinged police on the run, the negligent criminals and the innocent bystanders who failed to find their way to a sack of newspaper is sure to keep you laughing. Their collective incompetence truly is amazing to watch. If you're ever trying to find a laugh then just think about Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell trying to figure out an issue without shooting each other.
Let's not forget about our brave adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. Not the two from "Frozen." The two trekkers stumble across a treasure trove of Colombian goodness, and before there's a chance to say "Bearzilla," they become the prime targets of the Cocaine Bear's insatiable appetite. Do you really need (blog) someone to play Disney princess when there's a snorting, rampaging bear out in the open?
The movie is the perfect balance between comedy and horror It makes you laugh for when you laugh and then grip your popcorn fearfully the next. The body count will rise faster than those hairs that hang on your head, which is why you'll want to cheer every death scene with an eerie joy. This is as if you're watching a National Geographic special hosted by Grim Reaper. Grim Reaper.
It's time to talk about the ultimate showdown. Imagine a waterfall cascading in the background, our courageous family of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry looking to battle that Cocaine Bear. The epic fight of all time, with the sound of bear roars and explosions and enough white powder take Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think you've defeated the bear the day, it's revived by a cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of legendary proportions.
Sure "Cocaine Bear" may have problems. The editing feels as unstable and jittery as a caffeine-induced squirrel it leaves you scratching at your desk and you wondering if the film reel was secretly used as scratching posts. Be assured, viewers, because the bear CGI looks amazing. The bear is the star of the show even if members of the editing crew appeared to be on a sugar rush their own.
The film mixes from tension, double crosses, with unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. After the credits have rolled and you leave the theater with a smirk on your face, remember the reviewer's final advice: Bears shouldn't be fed anything, particularly drugs or fellow trekkers. Believe me when I say that it's going to go well for any of the people involved.
Get your popcorn, buckle your seat, and be swept away by the bizarre world of "Cocaine Bear." A unique film experience that will leave you in stupor, contemplating the real potential of bears as well as their hidden party potential.